To hell with good intentions

I had a rant typed up about the youth being lazy and not going to rallies like this guy, but then I accidentally deleted it and I don't feel like typing it up again. Which is very ironic and proves my point I was trying to make in a way... so whatever.

I went to Meijer tonight. I was thirsty so upon leaving I went to the coolers at the front of the store and for whatever reason went to the one that had the generic 'Meijer brand' cola. There was both a red and blue version which confused me at first, but then upon reading the label, I discovered one was supposed to be like Pepsi, and the other Coke. So naturally, I grabbed the Coke one. It did not taste like Coke, or good for that matter. I should of known though, as if I would of read the whole statement I should of known something was up.

"If you like Coca-Cola drink Meijer Encore and love it!"

It doesn't tell you that you WILL love it, it more so is forcing you to love it. Drink it and love it, damnit. I just think of a mother of some really poor family putting some unappetizing meal on the table for the third night in a row. One of the kids at the table starts to complain, and the mother replies with, "Eat your dinner and love it!". And that is Meijer Encore in a nutshell.

I am more so writing in this blog for myself out of sheer boredom, but I know people have stumbled upon it once or twice and have left comments. So, I would just like to apologize for the past post. Some people drink and then make drunken phone calls or text messages. Not me, I make a blog post about the Cubs. I don't even want to re-read it to edit it, but props to anyone who read all of it. It was quite a post.

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my love is bigger than your love
we take more drugs than a touring funk band
sing it
my love is bigger than your love
sing it
my love is bigger than your love
sing it
my band is better than you band
we've got more songs than a song convention
sing it