Saturday, September 19, 2009

James Presents: The News in Brief

Sources tell me the STNG's days are numbered, which concerns both me and my empty checking account.

Saw the great Kevin Smith tonight. He answered a few questions, but mainly just told hilariously in-depth stories. The first question of the night was about working with Bruce Willis in the movie A Couple of Dicks. It took Smith an hour and ten minutes and several disgusting and unrelated stories to answer this simple question.

The Blackhawks first preseason game is tomorrow. I am excited for this season to start up. I expect good things to come. I may buy a Versteeg tshirt. Some say he eats hockey pucks for breakfast, all that we know is that he is called Versteeg.

Top Gear is still the best TV Show, even if The United States gets royally dicked over as far as getting 'new' episodes goes.

The Cocks also play tomorrow. Amanda wants me to get down with her college's football team. They are supposed to be good this year, but after watching the first two games I am not so impressed... yet.

Next month I will find myself in the SC. Should be good times. Bring it, Kentucky. I am only expecting dick puns, dick puns galore.

Stanley said more in this Office season premier then in every other episode, combined. It appears as if they are giving him a story line, that is exciting and will take my mind off of the unnecessary drama that Pam and Jim's pregnancy is going to bring (or so I predict).

I am taking pictures tomorrow. I will put a picture up on this blog tomorrow, as the ratio of text to pictures is at an unhealthy rate currently.

Its a long way back to El Paso...

Goodnight World.


love,
James

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